Music…
The Monkeys’ Maze by Akio Ohmori, Ritsuo Kamimura, Keiichi Suzuki, Hirokazu Tanaka (Earthbound)
Liar by Rollins Band
Thanks To…
Luchasaurus for the fabulous intro
Michael Lipton for Fyter Fest/Fyter For The Fallen 2/hatever the fuck it was
Rob Smith who noticed the deliberate mistake I put in every video, his prize is nothing
Famous Wrestling Artist ilyass for the Jericho book illustration
Stu King for Evil Dead II
Bixenspan for Alice In Chains
Fabled Ways for Kairi Sane’s ending
FxDE2BLxCK for the cookies (the cookies) the cookies ending
Rawbserver for the Time Of My life ending
shane brouwer for the Fuck On Me ending
Notes…
The Lashley head explode is from Red Dwarf and one of the good series too
Hey it’s been a while since there was a load of live wrestling and actual mistakes, thank Christ because Extreme Rules had nothing but sadness
People sent me Sasha Banks falling off the top rope and Shayna lowering her head on Raw Talk but they’re not here because Sasha was selling and Shayna wasn’t corpsing if you looked at the clip in a higher quality than youtube. I was disappointed too but I appreciate people messaging me these near-misses
Slammiversary 2020 was a fine event, maybe I’m easier impressed after all these Cinematic Matches but if I’ve got MCMG, Rascalz, Mack and Bey I’m good
I’m almost glad WWE bottled the Eye For An Eye finish and declined to show the gory version because there was nearly nothing on the show worth even mocking without it, thanks Vince
Oh and Gallows & Anderson’s slip may have been only a small stumble but these fuckers had a show called Botch Club so they’re getting featured here even if they just blink incorrectly
List Of Companies And Where To Find Them…
BTE #212 can be found here and it’s about 30 minutes long
WWE Network should be used to find Timothy Thatcher matches on NXT and that’s it
AEW Dark aka The Taz Show can be found here
Impact Slammiversary was a good show if you ignore the technical issues
GCW and their gloriously trashy events can be followed here
Wrestling With Unicorns supply me (and you) with beautiful wrestling clips and GIFs
Team Louie should be followed here before Dark Order kill him again
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